User:Bernanke's Crossbow

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This user wants to compile and preserve the sum of all human knowledge.

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This user has a habit of slapping the 'citation needed' template on a paragraph or two, and then calling it a day.

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This user believes that cladistics is the best method to reconstruct evolution.

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Hi! I'm a PhD former mathematics graduate student at UCLA. My username is a joke from this xkcd comic.

I edited some pages (typically train- or mathematics-related) before making an account, so my "User Contributions page" doesn't show all my work here.

My recent work (for the past ~2 years) has focused on chemistry-related topics, although I expect to return to mathematical contributions in the future.

If you want to reach me, try my talk page.

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An edit summary I am very proud of:

The gallery tag
is your friend;
it breaks better
at line's end.
Stop using tables!

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Has some 2005 cruft history to list the three primary emotions that humans can muster: Happy, Sad, and Money Smiley.

Citogenesis?

• I don't think Ropp, Richard C. (2013). Encyclopedia of the alkaline earth compounds. Amsterdam: Elsevier. ISBN 978-0-444-59550-8. copies from Wikipedia. One particular trouble is in the article on magnesium iodide. Ropp appears to mangle our discussion of (Z) alkenes in the MBH reaction, saying: "Usage of magnesium iodide in the 'Baylis–Hillman' reaction...tends to give vinyl-specific compounds." But he also spends a few sentences on some carbohydrate chemistry which doesn't appear on the magnesium iodide page. So I think he's just reading the same sources, plus others.

  (I'm still annoyed that he thinks cutting footnotes for space is appropriate, though.)

  I take it back. There are just way too many instances of word-for-word COPYVIO for this to be Wikipedia's fault. Shame on you, Richard Ropp, shame on you!