User:Shandon

Check out my Uncyclopedia user page, same user name. Stop groaning.

This user drinks beer.

RDThis user is full of smeg.

This user is a Canadian citizen.

This user is a politician.

This user enjoys writing.

This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".

This user is a paladin.

This user likes their Martinis shaken, not stirred.