User:Rhosnes

Hello, I'm an Experienced Editor™. This grants me the ability to ignore all rules by disingenuously citing WP:IAR, edit-war without consensus, get anyone who calls me out for it blocked or banned by summoning fellow Experienced Editors™ to lobby for my cause on WP:ANI, sidestep any discussions of my own conduct by pretentiously invoking the tu quoque fallacy, and get barnstars for all of this from fellow Experienced Editors™ for defending the integrity of Wikipedia from le Tendentious Editors* and le POV pushers*. Oh, and of course make fun of anyone criticising any of this by painting their criticism as a silly conspiracy theory.

*If any aspiring Experienced Editor™ is reading this, Wikipedia is founded on the principle of WP:NPOV, which states that all articles on Wikipedia must be written from the POV endorsed by Experienced Editors™. Any edits which don't specifically endorse this POV ─ even neutral edits, such as basic grammatical corrections ─ therefore amount to POV pushing.