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The Slommy Rebellion
Date January 30th-31st, 2020 Location Discord Result Slommy victory, Slommy restored as an emote
Belligerants
Slommy Rebellion	Anti-Slommy Forces, Wehrmacht
Commanders and leaders
Major General Alex "Monstercock" Cook, Colonel Finn MacCool	General Garrett "Fuckboy" Lee
Strength
Two believers and a dream, several metric tonnes of salami	~400,000
Casualties and losses
None	~400,000