About Me
Languages and Locations:
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/07/Stargate_SG%C2%B71_symbol_01.svg/40px-Stargate_SG%C2%B71_symbol_01.svg.png) | This user is from the planet Earth. | ![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2c/Rotating_earth_%28large%29.gif/40px-Rotating_earth_%28large%29.gif) |
1337-1 | Th1s us3r is 4bl3 2 c0ntr1but3 w1th 4 b451( l3v3l 0f 1337. |
1337/ IntS ! | This user understands leet, IM & texting slang, but won't use it. "411 ur LOL pwn ROFLMAO OMG b310ng 2" you, thanks. |
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On the Net
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/18/Digg-new.svg/40px-Digg-new.svg.png) | This user contributes to Digg. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8c/Standard_deviation_diagram.svg/90px-Standard_deviation_diagram.svg.png) | This user is approximately normal. |
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Political:
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This user is a committed advocate of democracy.
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![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/01/A_coloured_voting_box.svg/44px-A_coloured_voting_box.svg.png) | This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote. |
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Middle East:
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d4/Flag_of_Israel.svg/40px-Flag_of_Israel.svg.png) | This user supports the Zionist movement. |
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Philosophical Attitudes:
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I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.
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SOL
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This user is a Solipsist. You should feel honoured that their subconscious chose to materialise you.
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Hanlon's Razor | This user never attributes to malice that which is best explained by stupidity. † |
Benford's Law | This user believes that passion is often inversely proportional to the amount of real information available.† |
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Cartoons:
Sin City | This user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything... |
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Music:
cRap
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This user can't stand rap music.
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Movie-Films:
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a4/Flag_of_the_United_States.svg/48px-Flag_of_the_United_States.svg.png) | Jagshemash! This user likes Borat. | ![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Flag_of_Kazakhstan.svg/52px-Flag_of_Kazakhstan.svg.png) |
Kubrick | This user thinks that Stanley Kubrick is the greatest director of all time. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/Red_army_conscript_hat_insignia.jpg/85px-Red_army_conscript_hat_insignia.jpg) | This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c3/Ivy_Mike_H_Bomb.jpg/75px-Ivy_Mike_H_Bomb.jpg) | This user thinks that you are a twit! |
Pulp Fiction | This user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/76/MiB.svg/42px-MiB.svg.png) | This user accepts the alias Pink. |
O | Before this user dies, they will see the Ring. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/44/Antaresia_maculosa.jpg/50px-Antaresia_maculosa.jpg) | This user has had it with mother****ing snakes on mother****ing planes! |
Sin City | This user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything... |
d'oh! | This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was, without a doubt, the worst movie ever. Rest assured that they were on the Internet within minutes, registering their disgust throughout the world. |
K-PAXian
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This user is from K-PAX and constantly wears sunglasses on Earth.
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ALIEN | In space no one can hear this user scream. |
![Matrix](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3a/Matrix-50x50.gif/45px-Matrix-50x50.gif) | This user took the red pill, not the blue pill. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/76/MiB.svg/45px-MiB.svg.png) | A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it! |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f0/Red_lightsaber.png/45px-Red_lightsaber.png) | This user is interested in The Sith Order. If only you knew the power of the Dark Side. |
DarkSide | This user wishes you knew the power of the Dark Side. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fa/Dolk_-_I_am_your_father.JPG/50px-Dolk_-_I_am_your_father.JPG) | This user wishes they owned an AT-AT. |
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TV:
BBC | This user supports the BBC. |
ABE | This user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star! |
Bart | This user is an underachiever and proud of it. "Ay Caramba!" |
Bart | This user wants you to "Eat my shorts!" |
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Sex:
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3c/%C3%89douard-Henri_Avril_%2812%29.jpg/64px-%C3%89douard-Henri_Avril_%2812%29.jpg) | This user enjoys sex. |
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This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.
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Zodiacs:
雞 | This user was born in the year of the Rooster. | ![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/06/Rooster.svg/43px-Rooster.svg.png) |
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Personality Test Results:
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Feels:
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8d/Here_comes_rain_again.jpg/60px-Here_comes_rain_again.jpg) | This user loves rainy days. |
![;..;](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c2/SMirC-vamp.svg/44px-SMirC-vamp.svg.png) | This user is a vampire and vants to suck your blood. BLEH! |
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News:
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/18/Digg-new.svg/40px-Digg-new.svg.png) | This user contributes to Digg. |
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Time:
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/Crystal_Clear_app_aim3.png/40px-Crystal_Clear_app_aim3.png) | This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute. |
GMT ? | This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today. |
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Drinks:
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d8/Caffeine.svg/43px-Caffeine.svg.png) | This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily. |
C2H5OH-3 | This user utilizes alcohol at an advanced level. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/65/Absolut_vodka.jpg/40px-Absolut_vodka.jpg) | This user bows down before the awesome might of Vodka. |
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Numbers:
?met? | This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them. |
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Other stuff:
… | This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3f/Evil_water.PNG/41px-Evil_water.PNG) | This user is aquaphobic and thinks that water is evil. |
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