User:Geogre/Comic

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  "That's a vicious dog over there."
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  "Looks like just another dog, only kind of big, to me."
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  The "Neapolitan Mastiff" in question is writing articles and trying to get them right.
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  "It is vicious. Watch. I'll throw a rock."
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  The mastiff looks over.
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  "No, really! See? It's looking at me funny. I'll throw another rock"
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  "I dunno, maybe."
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  The mastiff growls and snaps at the rock thrower.
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  "See?"
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  "I don't know about before, but it's clearly being incivil now! I'd better throw something at it to calm it down."
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  The mastiff continues to snap at the rock hurlers.
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  "What the heck is that? I'll go get my gun and talk on my walkie talkie about this vicious dog."
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  "It isn't responding well to being clubbed! Get on the walkie talkie and call in more artillery!"
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  "We need to tase this creature, quick!"
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  "Yes, yes, yes, officers! I always said it was a vicious dog."
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  "What are you people doing? You're fools! You created this situation yourselves and want to punish someone for simply standing up against an attack!"
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  "We are doing a great job protecting the public from such vicious and unscrupulous users."