User:EVula/policies

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Personal Wikipedia Policies

This user is a rouge admin on the English Wikipedia.

This editor is a WikiGnome.

• It's really pretty simple:
• → Remain neutral ←
• → Don't be a dick ←
• → Ignore all rules←

This user tries to do the right thing. If he makes a mistake, please let him know.

Wikipedia is not censored.

_This_user_dislikes_seeing underscores_in_Wikilinks.

>:(Vandals dislike this user.

This user is bold, but not reckless, in updating pages.

This user is the owner of multiple Wikipedia accounts in a manner permitted by policy.

This user is a Reichstag climbing patroller.

Were this admin to act in a foolish, trollish, or dickish way, he is open to being slapped with a large trout.

These are just summations of my personal policies. I'll be expanding on these at a later date, so I'm not bothering to write anything right now. :P

However, I will share this quote, which I think sums up Wikipedia in general quite well:

“ Amateurs built the Ark, and professionals built the Titanic. ”

For those that are curious about the multiple accounts bit, here they are:

• EVula's alt (talk · contribs) — My non-admin account, for times that I want to edit from a non-secure location.
• Super Ultra Mege Bob of Waverly Drive from Mars146366 (talk · contribs) — registered (and blocked) only because it is an example of a too-lengthy username on WP:U. It was once removed for beanish concerns, so I registered the name myself to eliminate that worry.
• TallyBot (talk · contribs) — it has been suggested that this would be a better name for me.[1]