User:EEng/Museum Annex

Donald Trump with shithole in open position

The holidays are almost upon us... Treason's Greetings!

Highly recommended: A Whiny Little Bitch

Dear God: If you want Trump out of office, give us a sign. (Your obedient servant) EEng 18:24, 19 August 2017 (UTC)

WILL THIS DO, MY SON?

Note: Red states only.

CONVINCED YET?

Note: Red states.

HOW ABOUT THIS?

Note: Red state.

GOT THE MESSAGE?

Note: Apparently a red "state".

What Trump looks like when the virtual reality projector is turned off

Hey George, with Irma coming we expect you to stand your ground.

ASL for Donald Trump... "my button's bigger than your button"

More Alle-wiki-gory

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Some spare furniture that may come in handy when things get busy around here.

Someday the WP discussion will appear for which this is the allegory.

Custard's last stand

As you value your life or your reason keep away from the Moor.

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    Progress at Arbcom as swift as ever

Accompanied by their faithful hounds, a merry band of ArbCom members go a-hunting‍—‌one holds aloft his prize: the testicles of a transgressor. Top right: Suitably chastened, the unfortunate editor-animal slinks away. Bottom right: Next in line for the chop, a desperate editor abases himself before the crowd.

Monopwiki

With grateful appreciation to Andrew Davidson ([2])!

Fellow editors, feel free to contribute clever riffs and barbs (subject to management approval or modification)

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Comment

The WMF can be bought for only $150? A much better investment than those donations! —sroc 💬 13:23, 6 December 2015 (UTC)