User:Inferno, Lord of Penguins
About me
Inferno, Lord of Penguins is the immortal leader of the United Antarctic Spheniscidae Republics, or UASR for short. During the Dark Ages, he ascended to the penguin throne with massive support in a coup d'état against the previous monarch, his particularly evil younger brother known only as DHM. Once in the throne, he established the position of Lord of Penguins, which he has held since its creation. He started a series of wars to conquer Antarctica, dubbed the Infernal Wars, which was a massive success. After the Infernal Wars, he sent explorers to explore the world outside of the empire. Much later on, he spent a short time in the Soviet Union, as a group of penguins had been discovered there, during which he was known as Dictator of all Infernal Proletariat Penguins in the USSR. Borrowing the Soviet ideology, upon his return the Antarctic Empire was renamed the UASR, with a goal of eliminating inequality in Antarctica by making all penguins upper-class. This is to be done by "borrowing" the wealth of the humans. He maintains global activity around the world to this day, keeping surveillance over the humans with zoo penguins, penguin movies and plush toys.
Penguin Music
Contrary to popular belief, metal music was invented by penguins, not humans. Metal music began with the band The Infërno, featuring the legendary penguin Inferno as lead vocalist and guitarist, Kvlt on rhythm guitar, Tr-Double-Zero on bass, and Hedbashr on drums. As penguins spread their influence around the globe, metal music came with them. This is especially true in the colder areas of the globe. There, penguins are worshiped as metal gods, to the extent that the musicians dress as penguins. Worth noting is how metal musicians often mangle their vocal chords in order to sound like penguins as well.
Wikipedia
Wikipedia has become a primary source of knowledge about the humans for the UASR. Due to this, I, and my minions, engage in battle against vandals in order to preserve the integrity of our knowledge base. Penguins, being vastly more intelligent than humans, are able to combat vandalism at extremely rapid rates. We penguins have become quite adept at battling vandalism, and are often found patrolling Special:RecentChanges with high-speed technology.
Praise the Penguin Lord
All praise and barnstars should be placed here.
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The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar | |
| I, Iamawesome800 hereby award you this barnstar for protecting Wikipedia from vandals. Keep up the good work! Iamawesome800 16:29, 31 December 2008 (UTC) |
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The Purple Barnstar | |
| Sometimes owning up to your past mistakes is just as difficult as writing a featured article - something which I hope you'll now be able to do. For your efforts to return from your block and get back to editing, and also to some extent as an apology for putting you through this, I hereby award User:Inferno, Lord of Penguins the Purple Barnstar. Hersfold (t/a/c) 20:45, 2 February 2009 (UTC) |
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The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar | |
| For your review of me thanks for the kind words! Iamawesome800 Talk to Me 23:01, 5 February 2009 (UTC) |
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The Anti-Vandalism Barnstar | |
Thank You for all your help to counter vandalism and sockpuppetry and for helping me. If it weren't for you-I wouldn't be where I am now. SchnitzelMannGreek.    23:39, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
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The Special Barnstar | |
| Thank you so much Inferno,Lord of Penguins for your help with me today. Thank You for fixing my editor review page and for the kind review you put. I also want to thank you for helping set up my guestbook and for taking time to answer questions. You truely deserve this. By the way, don't forget to stop by and sign the guestbook:) SchnitzelMannGreek. 21:02, 23 June 2009 (UTC) |
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SchnitzelMannGreek GuestbookBarnstar
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| For signing my guestbook - I, SchnitzelMannGreek, hearby present you with this unique barnstar. Thanks for reviewing my userpage and hoped you enjoyed it. Happy Editing:)--SchnitzelMannGreek. 20:33, 23 June 2009 (UTC) |
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The Anti-Flame Barnstar | |
| I came by to say hello and then I began "talk page stalking" which lead me to your work at user talk:94.192.38.247. I noticed how you kept your cool, remained neutral, tried to resolve it, and eventually...it was worked out. You truely deserve this barnstar for all the work that you do---and sorry for page stalking;) SchnitzelMannGreek. 01:43, 18 August 2009 (UTC) |
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The Surreal Barnstar | |
| For the zaniest funniest userpage and mission statement I've seen here. Some people take things waaaaaay too seriously and seeing your userpage was a refreshing antidote! G |