User:Bishzilla/Self-requested pocketings

Sometimes users, especially Jimbo Wales, jump in Zilla pocket and go to sleep. Cute little fellow! Sometimes users ask to be pocketed. Not surprising: pocket very cosy. Wifi, pingpong table, infrared heating. Craps table. Roomy. Requests for pocketing will be considered.

Don't request pocketing if you're not sure you'll like the company! No guarantees offered: there may be arbs in there, as well as the angry, the blocked, the dispossessed of Wikipedia. May not always be possible to prevent User:Darwinbish from visiting.

Requirements

Requirements listed below are standards for enacting self-requested pocketing. Requests meeting these terms may still be declined at discretion.

• Will not pocket newbies or shared IPs.
• Once you're in pocket, I will feed you, sing to you, and occasionally recite late Victorian poetry at bedtime. Will not de-pocket on request but when I feel like it. I ask that no expedition be sent out to help you escape. Rope ladders in pies acceptable, but no armed rescue operations PLEASE or there be trouble and roaring. So, really, don't ask if you not serious!

Apply for pocketing on talkpage or by e-mail. Privately requested pocketings will be performed with discretion.

Poets' Corner

• Recite Victorian poet Alfred Lord Tennyson (now portrayed in painting on the wall) along with Bishzilla! Choose between "Crossing the Bar" in English (soothing), and "Ring Out, Wild Bells" in Dinospeak (rousing) ! Light a Havana, decompress!
• Yet more Victorian poetry: live recitation by Alfred Lord Tennisball and Percy Bish Shelley (no relation) here. Atmospheric!

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  Don't just peek in the mirror, little users! Step right up, make yourselves at home underneath the poet portrait! Don't be shy!
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  Havana cigars donated by little Neotarf.
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  For when poet spends time with friends.
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  For when poet solves the problems of the world.
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  Put your baubles in here.
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Enjoy some tea or coffee

No collapsing! Delicious drinks always available!

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  Lemon balm tea
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  Jasmine tea
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  Peppermint tea
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  A nice cup of tea
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  Chrysantemum tea
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  Double espresso
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  Caffe Latte
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  Tea and chocolate cake
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  Black coffee
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  More coffee
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  Irish coffee

Fridge

Cake fridge Better close fridge, little Bunchofgrapes go crazy. Considering re-open Bishonen's Fat Camp.
7 16 17 18 19 20 21 Special treat for little Peter one can't eat woman

Winter sports branch closed for season
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Winter sports branch pocket closed for season While main pocket have infrared heating, winter sports branch, by contrast, boasts refrigeration unit. Notice attractive landscaping of pocket lining. Have fun! Four users, including perhaps little Hans Adler, preparing to enjoy pocket bobsledding Pocket ice hotel with full facilities Winter wildlife! Cute little Bob in the snow contributed by Huntster.

Padded cell

See User:Bishonen/Self-requested blocks.