User:Future Perfect at Sunrise

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This user is a primate.

This user is an administrator on the English Wikipedia. (verify)

This user takes the definition of admin abuse to a new level. [1]

This administrator is willing to consider reasonable requests for rollback permission.

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deDieser Benutzer spricht Deutsch als Muttersprache.

en-4This user can contribute with a near-native level of English.

el-3Αυτός ο χρήστης μπορεί να συνεισφέρει σε ανωτέρου επιπέδου ελληνικά.

xvn-1

This user knows how to say "Let's go for a drink" in Vandalic, but prefers not to.

grc-2Ὅδε ὁ χρήστης δύναται συμβάλλεσθαι μετρίᾳ γνώσει τῆς ἀρχαίας ἑλληνικῆς.

cel-1

This user knows how to say "my girl, take my kiss" in Gaulish, but has never tried.

tr-2Bu kullanıcı orta düzey Türkçe ile katkıda bulunabilir.

xil-1

This user hopes he would manage ordering a beer in Illyrian, but isn't sure he would like the result.

fr-2Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.

phr-1

This user thinks he could cry for bread in Phrygian, but every baby could do that.

la-2Hic usor media latinitate contribuere potest.

ohg-2

This user knows how to say "Italians are crazy" in Old High German, but wouldn't want to be blocked for it.

it-1Questo utente può contribuire con un livello semplice di italiano.

xfa-1

This user knows how to say "today I'll drink wine" in Faliscan, and certainly prefers it over Illyrian sabaia.

ipa-3
əThis user has an advanced understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

got-1

This user knows how to say "drink out your cup" in Crimean Gothic, but thinks it would depend on what's in it.

...This user would like to know oodles more languages.

prg-1

This user knows how to say "You are no longer a nice uncle if you want to drink but not to pay for it" in Old Prussian. Which is simply too good to miss.

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This user believes that Infoboxes must burn in Hell.

A box promises to contain, and things that can't be neatly contained can't be put in boxes. A box suggests "this is the real deal," and if the real deal could be put in a box, then there would be no need for articles. A box says, "Here is your PowerPoint bullet point list, so you can find all the world reduced to a reductive summary; please do not strive to understand complexity, for that is for suckers." A box says, "Wikipedia is just like your primary school text book: full of colors and 'bites' of infotainment." A box says, "I, the box maker, have just pissed all over this article and written a counter-article, and it's short, so read it instead." A box may be found useful by some people, indeed. We call those people "non-readers." (Utgard Loki, at Giano's Talkpage, 16:47, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

		The Barnstar of Diligence
		Future Perfect at Sunrise is awarded the Barnstar of Diligence for his dedication to mediating disputes in controversial areas equipped with a strong sense of neutrality and objectivity, and a flawless command of the English language. //Dirak 20:47, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

		The Defender of the Wiki Barnstar
		For impartial review of blocked user and fight for seeking the truth and justice in that case. ≈Tulkolahten≈≈talk≈ 09:23, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

		The Original Barnstar
		Because putting up with all the nonsense at Liancort Rocks must have required the patience of a saint! Spartaz Humbug! 19:23, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Future Perfect at Sunrise is awarded the Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar for his kindness and help given to newcomers on Wikipedia. --Revizionist 16:42, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

I, Deucalionite, present you with this award in honor of your persistence and rouge tactics as an administrator. Keep up the good work and make me proud. Despite my disliking you, this is an honor that I should have given you years ago. Better late than never. Good-bye old soldier. Deucalionite (talk) 21:59, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

I hereby declare you the uncontested Master. (not once but twice) That was amazing. I am humbled before your sheer awesomeness! Etc.! El_C 13:13, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

Have one more. [w.] 09:30, 13 February 2011 (UTC)

		The Red Barnstar
		Future Perfect at Sunrise is awarded the Red Barnstar for his magnificent WP:IAR deletion of Hythiam to prevent a severe case of Reichstag Climbing from going any further; furthermore, He is duly nominated for membership of the Rouge Admin Cabal. Thor Malmjursson (talk) 17:58, 9 August 2008 (UTC)

		The Biography Barnstar
		For inspiring me to continue to build on the biography you created for Friedrich Baumfelder and for starting it with useful information. I was originally going to create just a list of works, so thanks! Lisztrachmaninovfan (talk) 22:42, 4 October 2010 (UTC)

		This is not an Elephant award
		I, Seleukosa, award FuturePerfect with this Not an Elephant Award, for helping me not to be confused with an elephant!

		The Copyright Cleanup Barnstar
		For helping me clear up the copyright questions on JS Bach, and saving the article (or at least the half I blanked)! Thanks.14jbella (talk) 00:22, 20 February 2012 (UTC)

The Barnstar of Diplomacy

For his most excellent service to Wikipedia in a time of great dispute! This user has a magnificent command of the English language and showed the purest of neutrality, something I myself even strived to do (and this was my original goal). I appreciate his diplomatic statements of clarity that solved the matter in question in such a way that arguments against it were futile in all aspects! მაLiphradicusEpicusთე 09:41, 14 April 2014 (UTC)